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by the little typists

she goes to me these gigs you play, love all these gigs well for the paying public, right for many of them, anyway they provide little more than an excuse an excuse to enter licensed premises and take liquor it's the truth she says i'm not making this up and the hours you put in the late nights sucking your biro writing and stuff it looks like work to me and you're wasting your time i mean, literally wasting your time you know what you want to do? she says i've been thinking about this she had, too she'd been thinking about it you could tell you want to get yourself a length of wood get yourself a length of wood and some stiff cardboard make a placard if members of unison can do it i'm sure you can do it make yourself a placard and write on it in massive letters GOD KNOWS I'M CLEVER and then, right, just stand there for 20 minutes on stage with your placard just stand there with your placard this involves a minimum of effort and will have exactly the same impact as those songs you do but exactly maybe more the audience will feel able to go to the bar without the sense of maybe missing something and/or feeling impolite you could join them if you fancied everyone's a winner you're working too hard, love she says and it shows i've been thinking about it she had, too she'd been thinking about it you could tell so do you know what i said to her? do you know what i said? after a bit i didn't say anything not one word i mean i thought about writing something on a massive placard and waving it right in her face but i didn't i didn't say anything
NKloZha! 03:08
and then, of course the collective noun for writers in residence is a load a load on a clear day atop mam tor it is now entirely possible to espy about 27 distinct and unique venues wherein one may should one wish so to do go ape and stuff and of this you can be certain somebody, somewhere has already composed the theme tune to the closure the closure of the the january transfer window proof enough if proof were needed which it isn't how come there's always a man with an owl? how come there's always a man with an owl? how come there's always a man with an owl? etc.


released February 7, 2018

music by SPANDEX
words by MAZ


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the little typists Nottingham, UK

music by SPANDEX
words by MAZ

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