VORSPRUNG!

by the little typists

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lyrics

that's
all the words

and so
by means of this
both
incredibly long
and
increasingly
rapid
series
of
noughts and ones
a little bird tells me
1970s teatime TV staple
the wonderfully
avuncular
pastmaster
of plasticine
manipulation
you know the one

he's still
dead

still
in fact
still

my lad goes up to the information desk
at the sir isaac
the sir isaac newton
shopping centre
grantham lincs
inquires
of the blonde lady
where
within her fair
east midlands market town
one might
procure
a
an uphill sledge

an uphill sledge?

an uphill sledge

give a man a fish
and feed him
for a day
teach a man to fish
and feed him
for life
kids
crack open his skull
with a catering size tin
of dolphin-friendly tuna
and rob his wallet
you're laughing
all the way
to bargain booze
to laddy's
freddy's
paddy's

he is
heavy
HE IS HEAVY!
he is
no
relation

at all

etc.

credits

released October 26, 2022
music by SPANDEX
words by MAZ

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music by SPANDEX
words by MAZ

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if not the rule

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